Friday, June 25, 2010

Sarcasm and Other Facebook Flair Quotes

Here are some of my favorite flair sayings and what not. They always make me laugh...

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support

Did you know if you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like green beans?

Sarcasm: The body's natural defense against stupid

Me? Sarcastic? Nooo....

Some people are like slinkies: Basically useless but they bring a smile to you face when you push them down stairs

In case of fire, use stairs (picture of a guy beating flames with stairs)

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

To err is human, to arr is pirate

PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

If at first you don't succeed, skydivingn is not for you

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, i'd be unstoppable

You are now aware you can not say "Irish Wristwatch"

1 comment:

  1. hahaha those were soooo funny! :) i tried saying "Irish Wristwatch" and it came out "Irish Wistwash." lol