Here are some of my favorite flair sayings and what not. They always make me laugh...
National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support
Did you know if you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like green beans?
Sarcasm: The body's natural defense against stupid
Me? Sarcastic? Nooo....
Some people are like slinkies: Basically useless but they bring a smile to you face when you push them down stairs
In case of fire, use stairs (picture of a guy beating flames with stairs)
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
To err is human, to arr is pirate
PETA People Eating Tasty Animals
If at first you don't succeed, skydivingn is not for you
Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, i'd be unstoppable
You are now aware you can not say "Irish Wristwatch"